Friday, August 19, 2011

Joe Pesci looks like Wayne Newton if you squint your eyes

1.  This morning I dried my hair outside in the sunshine while playing my ukulele.  Totally felt like a character in a fantasy novel on a grand adventure, waking up outside and then drying her hair after bathing in the river while waiting for the water in the cooking pot to boil for her tea made from some weird, random root.  Except for the ukulele part.  That bit felt more like I was a traveling Hawaiian gypsy.  But whatever, I had to practice my Mama Cass!  Wait, is "traveling gypsy" redundant?  

2.  I just made a s'more INDOORS by toasting the marshmallow over the flame on my gas stove.  Did you guys know that the mallow can still catch on fire even if you hold it a good eight inches above the flame?  Crazy!  Almost set the kitchen on fire, as I was trying to watch The Sandlot at the same time that I was toasting the mallow.

3.  I think I just saw Wayne Newton in a TV commercial.  No wait, it was Joe Pesci.  Shut up.  I was looking at it quick.  Whatev, it's still a good thing.  Home Alone is one of my favorite movies.

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