Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dependence on Google is a dangerous thing.

So after suffering some pretty intense internet withdrawal (because sometimes you just have to Google something, and when you can't, it hurts) I'm back with three new good things!

1.  The internet is back.  Duh.*

2.  I got my teeth cleaned at the dentist yesterday.  I love the feeling of being able to suck saliva through the small spaces between my lower front teeth now that the plaque has been scraped out. Don't even look at me like that. I BRUSH MY TEETH. Plaque happens.

3.  The office smells so bad that they let everyone go home at 2:00 this afternoon.  It's a strange, curious combination of litter box and dirty fish tank. I can't decide if I want it to go away or not. It's pretty vile, but I really like getting to go home early.

You must have some good things that happened over the past two days while I've been away. Let's hear it.

*And now I finally know what a drum farthingale is. It's unreal. Look it up.

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